Hello and welcome to The LHC podcast!
We have had some intel from a reliable source that one of us has secretly been an undercover cop all this time...
So clearly the only solution is to drive cars as fast as we can in a straight line until a resolution occurs.
This may take some time as after each 10 second race we then have to spend several days tuning, repairing and fitting new parts with a light beer in one hand and a oily rag in the other.
To help while away the down time we thought we would try watching the first 2 films in the Fast and the Furious franchise. So please join us in a tale of fast women, hot cars, cold bald heads and shaved beers... or did we get that mixed up? We don't really do cars...
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